weird random shit i borrowed/stole from a website im not gonna let them take credit for

"Dude, want to go to mall? I can hook you up with my girlfriend's sexy friend."

"Nah man, I'm good. I almost have the Strength SkillCape on Runescape, and I can't stop now."

Runescape player: wow have you ever played runescape, it is pretty cool.

WoW player: DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT THAT SHITTY GAME IN FRONT OF ME YOU ARE A NERD FOR PLAYING IT! WoW IS THE ONLY GAME THAT IS ANY GOOD NOW GTFO AND STFU NUB.
rs mmorpg jagex rune skillcape pking

Dungeorearing
While playing runescape you have anal sex with your partner. The farther the penetration the higher your level gets. The goal is to have your partner scream "Guthix" (the god of neutrality).
I have to get my wife drunk to work on dungeorearing so i can get my skillcape.

lol! RS Pwns WoW though

Rofl that shits hilarious though

indeed it is